November 2001 EW Online
flotsam posted this over on the SurvivorSucks board. I thought it worth repeating.
By Jessica Shaw, from EW online
“Ethan the soccer player
With a Thanksgiving episode of ‘Survivor’ it allows us even more time to reflect about the absolute perfection of this contestant. Is it possible that there never has been a true mensch on ‘Survivor’ before? He speaks his mind, though gently. He succeeds at tasks, even when inexperienced with them. He is the first one out there pulling his weight, even though several members of his tribe have more brawn. He’s hot enough to have his own TV series (I can see it now…’Ethan Scores!’…about a professional soccer player who falls for the daughter of the opposing team’s coach) but he’s not stupid like Colby. This ringleted babe makes ‘Survivor’ worth watching.”